- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
- me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
- me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
- me during the day: how do I spell house?
